This Is What A Man Really Wants In His Marriage

My wife and I have eleven years tucked under our marriage belt, and we've been through the rollercoaster together. Some days it's a cry for help - a self-made entrapment of our choosing screaming into the abyss of eternity. Other days, it's the ignorant bliss of purposeful farting in someone's general direction and knowing they won't leave your ass over it, but most likely plotting toxic revenge under the sheets when you're at your most vulnerable. 

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Amber Washington
4 Hacks For Maternity Wear On A Budget

Even before their arrival, your little people are costing you money.  From meals that make their reappearance minutes later while praying to God, “why Lord!?”, doctor’s visits, nursery items and even your clothing.  While you really can’t do much about the first two, unless you’re blessed to avoid morning sickness all together and your insurance is amazing, the other two are fairly easy to handle, especially the nursery. It can grow with your child (ex. Crib converting to daybed to full size bed) or be passed on to the next.  But with maternity wear, it's slightly different.

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Why I Chose A Birthing Center Over A Hospital

34 weeks down ya’ll and time is drawing near to meet our little girl.  I know I’ve said this before but I am truly excited about her joining our little family.  Her brother loves her so much already and the hubs rubs my belly at least once a day as he “greets” her.  Her arrival will definitely be life changing. But until that time, I’m content preparing for the grueling labor that will precede her birth.  Having chosen midwives at birthing center over an ob/gyn and hospital, I believe that even if things do not turn out exactly as I had envisioned, I have been empowered throughout this entire process. Unfortunately, I can’t say the same for the 99% of women who experience birth in a hospital which is why I'm choosing to deliver at a birthing center.  

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An Austin Staycation: Hamilton Pool Preserve

Wait.  What is that?  Do you hear it?  It’s silence.  Complete and utter silence!!!  Ya’ll, a couple of weeks ago, the mother in law and the boy took a trip to visit her other son and his wife for a week and that ish was glorious!!!  There were no “mom can I have this?” or “mom can I do that” or even “I went dancing today down south”. There was nothing!!  Although I did miss the random I love yous from the little person.

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5 Symptoms Of Pregnancy For Which I Was Not Prepared

It finally happened and all it took was a year. Now as some of the more proper folk would say, I am with child.  But some of us on the more ratchet end of the spectrum would simply say I'm knocked up. Me? I'm finally preggers ya'll.  All thanks to 6 lbs 12 oz baby Jesus. According to the ultra sound its just one. 

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Labor Day Weekend 2016

Hey all!  Its been a long while and we're sorry!  A lot has happened since our last post. We bought a new house, the mother-in-law moved in with us and I was sick for a bit but feeling much better now.  But I'm ready to get back into the swing of things! It's amazing how life can kind of put you on your butt for a moment and you start to reassess your entire life.

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