They never shoulda gave you ni**as money 1: - Kung Fury
I just willingly gave Kung Fury about 30 mins of my life and I don't know how I feel about it. When I turned off YouTube, Nick Cannon's standup special "F Nick Cannon" was playing on Showtime.
I didn't change the channel.
So I'm clearly still in shock at what I just witnessed in the Internet funded and fueled YouTube exclusive movie Kung Fury.
And I made my wife watch with me. She fell asleep, and walked away as soon as the movie went off. "The Internet" she said. I haven't seen her since the movie went off. I think she hates me a little on the inside.
Tomorrow is our ten year anniversary. Up until tonight, we had been talking about enjoying our reservations for the weekend we have coming up. I hope she's not second guessing our plans now, because...
I think I love Kung Fury.
And this Nick Cannon special may be a sleeper. It's pretty damn good.
And my wife can't believe she made it a decade with me.
Watch the absurdity of Kung Fury and forget for 30 mins you actually have better shit to do.